How Ironic.

Look at the red circled area.
Ironic huh? HAHA.

I am not a slut.

One day, I was preparing myself to attend a friend's birthday party. I was clueless on what to wear..... I wrapped myself with the towel when I came out from the bathroom, try to dig out something to wear from the closet. And my LOVELY sister came to me and said.... 'Oh! Bee!! I bought you a tube... I have one, you'll have one too.'

See the bolded and capitalized word up there? --> 'LOVELY'

I'll tell you how lovely my sis is.


So yea, she took out the tube blouse she bought for me. I was like okay, I can wear this to the party right away. It's always feel nice to receive gift from people, and to show my appreciation, I'll always wear it, at least once if it's not what I usually wear. And then when I take a look closely to the blouse, there's a word spelled SLUT there. Kinda huge and obvious. So I was like it's okay, I get to be the 'naughty' one tonight, since I am not going to be exposed in the public what. FYI, the party is in my friend's house, hence the thought. But a bit malula...... later my friend's mother will see like: 'Aiyo... why my daughter friend with a SLUT?' Die right?


I still wear it though.


And then.... my sis started to show off hers. 'Eh Bee see! (ABC?? HAHA.) Mine wan, same as yours but different colour only,' indeed.... same cutting... same pattern.... just the colour different. OH and then I start to realise...... DAMN. She doesn't has the word SLUT on hers! Unfair la like that!!!! Cis, she also pandai la....

How nice my sis is.

Bye.



p/s

To my Ah Mah,
RIP. You are my strongest grandma!

Today me and a bunch of college mates went for a movie. After they left me and Kah Yee, we decided to get an ice cream before we head home. And on our way to the Sunway Piramid Mc.d, i saw a bloody damn skinny guy..... aqua i think... cuz the way he walks and the way he dress..... aqua. Then I wanna ask Kah Yee to see cuz he's really damn skinny..... and i realised.... he wore a black singlet...... and the shorts...... the bloody damn SHORTS!!! Same as mine!!! Lau eh, i quickly hide to a side man! Then Kah Yee kept on laughing. He wore the exact thing as mine la.. black singlets with a black and white shorts. Heck.... the fella.... buy ladies' short and wear. Buy la your own gender's clothes. I know what Joanne and Kah Yee wanna say now..... that i'm a man! Eh please Kah Yee, you witnessed i bought from the ladies' department wan k.


Bye.

Walk-in Fridge

I just can't stand the fella wearing grey shirt wan. He's bloody funny la his face! HAHA.

Roborovski Hamster - Zombie Ham (let's name it that way)

Cute like hell.
Agree?

Still bloody damn cute.
Agree?

Okay, some of you might already read about this in Kah Yee's blog, but I'm still gonna talk about it. :Þ

It's called Roborovski Hamster, a slightly different version of the normal hamster that we normally see. It's like 3 times smaller than the normal hamster, so bloody tiny that makes it so bloody cute!! Put it on your palm and it will just fill up a quarter of the space when it squeeze itself to sleep. Serious.

So I read about it in wikipedia.

They are particularly suited to the steppe, as they are highly efficient in their use of water (as evidenced by how they may pass particularly concentrated urine), so little vegetation is required.

What's this means? 'Little vegetation' is required????? Meaaaaaansssss........? They don't have to eat that much of veges? And they can go for meat? And convert into the omnivore habitat? But I thought they are vegetarians!

Okay, what makes me so confused? My sis just passed by and saw me reading about this hamster and asked: 'Why the sudden interest in this hamster?'

Well...... If you guys watch these video, you'll know exactly why.

So? Understand? Totally... right? Hey, one thing I'm not sure if you guys are with me..... The idea of the hamsters being vegetarians actually makes it so much more cuter right?? I mean.... Tiny + Cute + Soft fur + VEGETARIAN = 100% bloody damn cute like hell.

Agree not? But the thing is..... it seems like they're not vegetarians now! They eat their own mate! Their dead mate!! Which makes it more bloody sickening! Okay okay, lemme recap what's happening before I decided to tape down this sickening phenomenon.

I was with Kah Yee at Sunway and I asked her if she wants to join me to watch the hamsters again because it was just nearby where we were. She said okay, and off we go to see those cuties. And I was looking at these 3 hamsters and I was saying to Kah Yee: ' Eh, why are they like kissing each other wan?' Cuz what I saw was 3 hamsters got their mouth sticked together like.... they were kissing! Kissing aggressively. (eeergh???) And then I start to realized one of them was actually not moving, and duh...... that fella is dead. Kesian. What's more kesian is.... we saw the bloody shit two other hamsters were digging out some bloody looking meat/skin/flesh out from the dead hamster's mouth! SICK.

I told my bro and he said they were probably digging out the food that the dead hamster kept in its mouth. But... I don't know... it just doesn't seem like it.

So, think twice of keeping hamsters near you. You might never know what these hamsters will do if one day it happens to be it escapes from its cage, and it happens that you are sleeping, and it happens that it was near you, and it happens that you sleep with your mouth open. Go figure. Joey Chan, don't say I didn't warn you.

Bloody zombie ham. Eh, I used to have a hamster pet named Ham Ham wan le... but one day the fella escaped from the cage, now maybe die already. I used to miss her so freaking damn much wan k... (like how I miss Puffy now). Now, I'm not sure I should be missing her or not. Dang.

I Love Fairy Tales!!!

I bet you guys sure have your own favorite fairy tale when you were young (especially gals like jean), mine is cinderella, not 'snow black'~ so,what's yours? sleeping beauty? cinderella? snow white? snow black? little mermaid? rapanzel? rapenzel? repanzel? aladin's wife? what's her name? whatever... if there's not 1 of the character that you like on the above, here's a bunch of bloody shit 'thingie' that 1 might be your favorite~

As you can see, not only there are stickers at the exterior, but also the interior, wonder how it stays under the rain and sun~

This is the best part that is so attracting, look carefully, on top of the boot there are stickers left that haven't being paste.

Ok, we saw this car at the carpark beside the Prima, and snapped it before the owner arrive, but after that we went to other places, and passed by Shell Station, saw this car and we can straight away recognize it, not by its number plate but those shit stickers, and the driver is a Melayu fella, 30+ uncle. I think that must be his lovely daughter's 'masterpiece'~ and its a KL car, wonder how it survive by driving a piece of shit around KL town. If i were the owner of this car, i will ask that person who did it to swallow all those shit stickers and clean the whole car by licking it!!!


~Mc'Jo~08/04/2009~

I was at a restaurant few days ago with my family and I'm trying out my old cam. But I was kinda malu to snap everyone else or myself in front of so many people cuz we're standing, waiting for seats. So, what I did was lower down the cam, I bended and snapped. And then, my eldest bro saw the pic, said that I was trying to act cute, and then he took the cam and tried to impersonate my 'pose'. It's gross. I am not acting cute and his 'remaking' is super gross.

Like I said.

One day at college, I was helping Kahyee to write her name to confirm attendance.

Instead of Lee Kah Yee, I wrote Lee Kah Lee. Which is the first and third word of her full name is the same but at the same time..... Er, I'm changing my dad's surname to Lee.


Okay, bye.