This post can only be understand by certain people.

Especially Taiping people. Sorry ah... cuz this happen so long time ago. You are allow to skip this post if you think Taiping stories are boring. (Actually they're not okay! Fareeza! I'm saying it to you!)

I was browsing through my old blog at friendster. And i ter-read this comment from my sista dood- Joanne Lim.... very very superly.... creatively....... stupid! Of cuz stupid in a positive way la, as in... the creative way. At least it proves that her left brain works damn well. I salute her to think such long crappy comment. But it was really creative though. And it was multi languages (english, mandarin and hokkien).

ou ou(hands up)!!! can i give my opinion? ok, i think...is that auntie,u noe? the auntie 'waw waw waw'... she's cooking a... a... a... black pepper crab with mayo and wasabi, then she didn't pay attention to the stuff but she keeps on looking at the camera and say 'waw waw waw' and and 'tai geh pun oh lo ho' and ur mom imitates her 'waw waw waw' and ur dad imitates ur mom's 'waw waw waw'...back to story...then the auntie's crab terbakar and burn the whole kitchen and then the dining room and the living room and the main door and then spread to her neighbour's house and then her neighbour's neighbour and her neighbour's neighbour's neighbour and at last, whole level kena...so, the auntie waw waw waw call up the fire department and said "waw waw waw~ wa eh chu tiok sio liao,wa eh neighbour eh chu pun tiok,wa eh neighbour eh neighbour pun tiok,wa eh neighbour eh neighbour eh neighbour pun tiok, kah liao pun tiok sio liao, kah kin lai ah,waw waw waw,tapi...lu mai ka hi leh 媒体 kong ah, ah bo wa eh 节目 bo lang kua liao~"...that's why after that no news or report about the incident,end of story!

p/s: this comment is only dedicated to this blog's poster and some serious person...YOU might not understand what the heck is all about,watever~

This is the creative writer: Joanne Lim.

IF you wanna know what exactly she was talking about... well... literally... CLICK HERE.

To Joanne:
I'm sure you'll feel how keng u are at that time too right? Ya, me too. And i miss you like hell man.. I'll see ya soon right?

Hugs and kisses!

Elu. Don't worry, it's not middle finger pointing at you. It's suppose to be a lala pose with da peace sign. And don't focus on my nose hole. Luckily it's clean hor?

Aaah... working.. working.. working.. for da whole week. Hardly get my rest well. That's why i wasn't blogging as much as i was before.

Last Thursday i was assigned to interview Melinda Looi (da local fashion designer) with one of my colleague. Oh gosh... was a damn great experience and i get to meet da whole family! Her babies are cute! Her husband was a guy from German. Their love story is called: Nokia Connects People. Ah, lazy to type here. It's interesting though. Ask me to tell you next time if you really wanna know. Hee.

I was really surprise to know that Melinda Looi actually knows how to write Chinese. Really cool, i still kept her chinese writing. Huhu.

Owh, da best thing is... i get to see her breast-feeding her lil baby daughter in front of us!

Owh owh owh...!! That's not da best part yet. Da best part was.... When her son, Maximilium (will be a handsome man when he grows up soon okay! Knows how to speak English, Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese and German! Crazy kid.) said:' Yeees....! hehe.' when his mom asked him:'Jie jie pretty or not?' *pointing at me* WAHAHAHAHA!!

Don't like that ah, let me happy for awhile can or not?! :Þ

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Okay, Saturday was Paul's birthday. So my sis decided to ask us all to join their celebration at TGI Friday's The Curve.

Some of you might already know this.... Da Friday's people likes to have this 'birthday ceremony' whenever there's someone's birthday. (I kena before with Fareeza, sing Gimme More somemore. Dang!)

So, we wanted to give one surprise to Paul. He thought it will just be an ordinary birthday dinner... He was so damn wrong.

Glad to get a round table. Huhu.
Paul is da one with plain grey shirt with spec.
Together in da celebration is my sis, me, my second bro and my eldest bro with his gf.

While we're waiting for da Friday's people to come and give him that birthday surprise, we played some stupid games. We have this Martini Shrimp where all da shrimps were all eaten and what was left was a bit of vege and tomatoes and martini.

So, Paul and my second bro decided to play 'One Two Som!' (or some of you know it as one two jus.. or whatever..). Whoever loses must drink a sip of da Martini Shrimp. But to make it more geli-er, they added tobasco sos, chilie sos, tomato jus, chocolate cake, lime, strawberry milk shake and some things that i already forget.

'Martini Shrimp Plus'







'Martini Shrimp Plus' in process.

One... Two... SOM!

I gotta say.... i really really pity Paul. I think it's cuz of it's his birthday... he lost all da rounds! He never win the One Two Som! Swear! Kesian sial man....

See his face.... kesian. Birthday boy all da while kena only. See my sis' face.. lawak! Haha!
Gotta chew chew chew... Yum yum~

Since Paul kept on losing.. we decided to change the game.

This time... everyone's in except for my eldest bro. Sore throat he said... yea right~

So, we were playing this game where everyone has to say a number from 6 to 25. After that, everyone has to show their finger from 0-5. If the total sum of the fingers is the number that someone mentioned just now, then the fella loses la.

But again... Paul lost a lot of times! Kesian kesian kesian.... But after a few rounds, things were starting to look good for him. My sis lost one time.... Then i kena also.

You can tell how yucky da 'drink' is from my yucky face.





My second bro... finally he kena also. Hoho.

We played until we're bored and Paul kept on saying: 'Shall we leave now?' But da Friday's people were too busy to layan us. Dang! We kept talking craps... i kept lying that they have problem with da bill machine. But i think he sorta get what will happen later cuz a few tables around us did the birthday ceremony as well.



After a few million years.... finally.

He was asked to stand on da couch. He damn pandai... drag my sis to stand with him.
Gave some normal thank you speech and they were asked to kiss!
My sis aah... not sporting wan la... go cover with da stupid tisu on her hand when they kissed.

A: Waaah, he knows i'm snapping him ah. Dood, concentrate on your singing like your friends dood.... And he straightened his hair like mine. Dang.

B: These 2 fellas can sing really damn loud! Funny to see da guy in tie, wearing so smart but sing sooooo loud.

C: This guy very kesian... cuz he's da one that always kena rush from us. We kept on hurrying him to do da birthday ceremony and i think he was new so he's a bit panic. Hehe. I think he's glad like us when they finally do the birthday ceremony already.

D: See this girl... laugh till soooo happy. I think she's laughing cuz someone else also kena embarassed like her. Cuz before Paul, she kena already..



Okay, everything went good. So before we left there, we played one last round where da loser have to chew on this lime where we actually soak in the 'Martini Shrimp Plus' earlier and pour some tobasco sos on it again.


Mana tau... my bro's gf- Aiwei lost. Aaaah... luckily my bro gentleman enough to cover for her.

'Aaaargh~'

That's my story of da week. Huhu. Thanks for reading.

Before i say my bye.... See... My face shine in this pic man.

BYE.

Found this in some stranger's blog.

At first i thought Malaysia's train was pathetic enough. Watch this Japan clip... this is waaaay to much man.

Big David and Little David.

Both of them cute okay....? ;)

This post is all about my friend here.....Mr Yeong Wye Khin a.k.a. Ykhiny.

Few months ago he came to visit me in college.

Aight, here's da thing....

Da day before yesterday i was watching a Malaysian chinese drama at ntv7.com.my. I really like this show, very good production. It's called Age Of Glory. It was the 70's based drama.

Da shooting for this show is done professionally, da actors and actresses deliver a marvelous job in their acting, da setting... well-doned. Everything is good in this drama, even da keh leh feh (not important characters) in da drama acted well!

So, as i was watching.... there's this scene da leading lady in da drama was selling tau fu fa, and there's 2 people buying it. She was asking da customers if there want it in coconut sugar or normal sugar. Then there's this keh leh feh guy answer: ' Ye tang.' (coconut sugar)

Once i heard that and saw da guy..... i laughed like hell! I laugh so freaking out loud!!!







Yes, he's my friend, Ykhiny.

Ykhiny: 'Ye tang.'

You guys can watch it here. He appears from da start until 0:15.

Eh, seriously.. if you guys watch it closely enough.. he was acting it super well. Especially da part when da customers are being scared away.

Ykhiny:' Oh oou, i better get out of here!'

Ykhiny: ' Run! Ruuuun!!'

Look, he was really scared! He was terrified and ran away with da look on his face like wanted to get out of there and not involve in da gangster thing. Eh, da expression was Oscar-Winning expression man! Only he among da 4 keh leh fehs can do that.

I laughed so hard and get everyone to watch it.





And then da next day, which is yesterday night.... again.. i was 'scare' by him.

Watch time 2:15 until he sat down and eat da tau fu fa.

See.. told you.. he can do da Oscar-Winning expression.

Da leading lady was upset with da leading man. Da leading man was trying to help da leading lady but she refuse to let him help. So da situation was really awkward. And Ykhiny has that 'please don't fight' awkward look. Again, only he can do that.

As you can see, he actually wearing da same shirt in two episodes... means, yea, he acted da same day. What they do to make them look different from da 2 scenes is that they change their partners. They didn't even ask them to change their clothes... haha! I guess only us will notice that cuz we know them.

Ykhiny- winner of Oscar Keh Leh Feh.

You rock in da drama dude!

Leopards- My next pet.

Never thought leopards story can be interesting.

Hi! Ssup everyone? Been busy and tired like hell lately. Today, me and one of my senior colleague were assigned to attend this premiere screening of a new documentary show in National Geographic Channel.

So, yea.. i thought just went there, listen to a few speech and then watch some animals, grab some refreshments (hehe) and then boleh blah. Mana tau.. OMG, i was so wrong!

It came out very interesting! It's like watching a baby grow from babyhood to childhood to womanhood. Aight, this show is actually a documentary of a lil' leopard, from 5 days (or weeks?) newborn leopard to a 5 years old leopard, a cub to a leopard... man, it was interesting! Astro is going to show air it i think.

A couple, husband and wife spend 3 years to study da life of this leopard. They name her some word which i already forgot, but it meant lightning from da sky cuz when they saw that lil leopard, there's a lightning.

Aaargh, trust me, i don't know how to describe it but it was seriously INTERESTING!

There's this scene where they happened to tape down everything which is really cool. Da leopard was hunting for its prey and she killed a baboon to eat.

As she was carrying da dead baboon to a tree and was ready to eat it, she didn't realise that there's actually something still hangs around da dead baboon. It's moving! And guess what it was??!! ..... A HUMAN HAND! It grabs da leg of da baboon and... gotcha.

Okay la, back to what i was saying.. it was a baby baboon! OMG, so cute you know! Only 1 day old! Da baby look stupid stupid wan... kong kong mia. Still grabbing her mother's leg tightly, but too bad da mother is already ready to be other's dinner.

Surprisingly, da leopard didn't eat it! It takes care of it, play with it and man.. you guys should check out her reaction when she saw da baby. She was stoned! Yea! Da leopard stoned! Funny also la.. She played with da baby and cuddle it while they were sleeping together. Aaaaw... man! Cute like hell.

Oh one last thing before i bored you with more leopard stories... When da event was going on, i saw a few familiar faces. And it turns out to be our college's juniors. Most of da girls were wearing hot pants, or short pants. And we were inside The Gardens, and one of da girls was wearing shades. And guess what again.. da dress code was suppose to be: smart casual.

Okay, sorry to my Mid Valley mates, I'm with my colleague, which is not da Enjoooooy Vaanan, so, can't ask you guys for lunch.

Oh!! BUT, tomorrow i'm going to Mid Valley again to cover another event. With who? With our Mr. Enjooooy~!! Hoho.

We'll see if we have chance to have lunch together k?

Happy holidays to all of 'em who are enjoyin' their holidays! ;)

p/s: As you all know, i'm a hard-core David Cook fan. (handphone wallpaper is none other than him since top 25!) But tak syok la when i knew that he won. Tell you why la next time. I malas now.

Birthday Trip.

Yesterday, a surprise for myself and of cuz to our birthday gurl- Kahyee.

I was suppose to meet Kahyee yesterday night and go to Sunway for a birthday dinner. During da afternoon, suddenly i got a call from my bro....

Bro: Eh, i want to celebrate with your friend for her birthday, can or not?

Me: Whaaat are you talking about la? Last time ask you join my friends you say i gila.

Bro: No, now i want join can or not? I wanna join. Your brother wanna join cannot la now?

Me: Can.... you want.. sure can wan...

Bro: Can ah?! HAHA. No la, we want to go to Melacca tonight. Ask your friend join us la! We celebrate her birthday there.

Me: What the...?? Really ah? Serious?

Bro: Ya, serious. With sis and Paul.

Me: Really ah??!! Serious ah??! Don't lie aaah! I'm going to give her a surprise d like that.. hehe.

Well, my bro was at Melacca for a few years cuz he studied there. Whenever he's having meal with us, everytime we ate something nice, he will go:' You say this nice ah? Come Melacca la... I'll show you guys what is nice food.'

And so, we really went there that night. Enjoy da food and celebrated Kahyee's birthday.

One stone kena two birds. So cool man!!

You guys should check out Kahyee's blog on how surprise she was. I did not tell her where we're heading when we're in da car. It was a good surprise i think. ;)

Da journey started at 8pm.

Excited in da car! With birthday girl Kahyee.





Street of Melacca. Happening also hor?





First stop- Jonker Walk. A place that you get to see a lil' bit of Melacca culture.
In da pic, sis and Paul and... my bro at da back, spoiling da pic.
Thanks to these people. They are da mastermind of this Melacca trip.
Love them soooo much! ;)





Taiwan fruit candy stick. Kinda nice but too sweet.
Da fruits were coated by a layer of melt sugar and then it hardened.
What's nice about it was da fruits are warm and when you bite it, it was crunchy on da outside and juicy and soft in the inside! Sweet~





Bunch of rubbish food. Haha! No la, da place is so non-systematic, not efficient at all!
They wouldn't let you order yourself but you have to wait for a million years for them to come and take order. Rojak, nasi kuning and kari mee.. normal la.

Durian cendol... sound special! Too bad when we get there, no more cendol. So it's durian cendol without cendol. Lawak. But it's something new to taste.

In that kopitiam, they use da old, antic sewing machine table as da table for da customers to eat.
Shall i say cool?





After getting some food, we saw this predictor, and Paul decided to give it a try.
Paul said that he say something that is almost da same as the one that he asked previously.
A bit accurate i think. Ha!





Moving on to the famous Satay Celup.
See... everyone queue like there's no tomorrow!
But it came out... okay okay only la. It was fun though!






While having da satay celup, it's already 12 something. So, what else?
Cake ceremony!




Last stop- duck noodle. It was a famous one as well, but too bad when we got there, only left da soup!! Gosh....

And then you must eat da duck noodle with da 'six taste' dessert soup. I love da 'six taste' dessert soup. Reminded me of my mom always cook it for me last time whenever i say i want it. Hehe. Oh but this one... aihs.. da fella go and add macaroni inside da thing.
Yes, you read it right- MACARONI.
So weird la...

Alright, after that.. we all tired gila. We decided to go back PJ after da last stop, everyone was damn full and it's already 1 something in the morning. We end up reaching PJ at around 3 something in the morning.



Again......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAHYEE!
Don't focus on my cleavage, you all ham sap!

John Titor- the time traveler

Hi guys.

On Friday night, me, my bro, my sis and her bf went for a dinner at Central Point. SInce da next day is Saturday, we sat there, yamcha.. chit-chatted until near midnight.

And then my bro suddenly told us something quite interesting he found long time ago but wasn't able to share with us cuz that time he was not staying with us.

It's about a guy named John Titor, a time traveller (ring a bell anyone?).

I never thought that i have no idea who da heck is this guy at all. And then when i'm back home, i googled him and found out a lot about him. It's actually a huge thing back in da year 2000.

This John Titor guy, he was active from the year 2000 to early 2001. He IS a guy from the future, year 2036 to be exact. He claimed that he can travel to da past or future.

There's so many information about him in the internet. There's this official website of him: johntitor.com, but i prefer another website: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/john_titor_archive_page2.html

In that web page, there are 19 pages of Q&As. You guys should check out page 20--> images! He did upload some images of da gadget or machine or whatever he called that can make him travel around da time. Da pictures are okay okay only la... just enough to convice 13 years old kids. Some of you may still doubt he's a real time traveller by looking da images. But i gotta say i was convinced for like... 60%? Hehe.

Okay, and then, really man.. you guys should scan da pages page by page, one by one.... read everything! It's friggin' interesting man! He talks a lot about US and war in da future though. But other than that, it's all very interesting stuff that you might wanna know about da future.

Da answers that he gave, actually most of them are not direct answers. He can't gave too detalied answers i think. Ha. Okay, lemme tell you guys a few Q&A that i remember:

Q: Does the younger you know about you?
A: Yes. He knows about my existance but he don't know that he was me.

Q: What do you feel when you meet your another?
A: I don't know why everyone felt weird about that. It's was nothing... I met myself twice, one was during trainning, one was during... (er, i forgot where :Þ)

Q: Since you are from da future, you should know about past. Can you tell me who won in the 2014 Superbowl?
A: Well, what if i ask you, can you tell me da wheather on 24th June 1994 in New York?
*this was a good one i think.. haha!*

Erm.. too much to talk about actually, why don't you guys check out for yourself in da web? ;)

Actually he did mention something about the US and Iraq before it happen. And.. it did happened. He also said something about world war 3 between US, China, Europe and Russia. Scary stuff.

Da latest news to determine wheter he was real or not was the China Olympics. He mentioned that there will be no official olympics after da 2004 Olympics. This year we're having this Beijing Olympics but as we can see in da news... there're problems here and there. So... we'll just see. :)

Okay, i've calculated.. he said he was borned in 1998, so.. he's actually 10 years old now. And he told da web that John Titor is a real name. AAaargh. These all makes me really curious to know more!

And it conclude me one thing... Da future can be really scary.

Oh~ if you ask me, i'll say i believe he IS REAL, 85%. 15% is for more questions and answers that he gave that is too general. If he's not real, he's a super good writer with good imagination then.

Today, i almost go crazy! I am so disapointed by myself. Jean ah Jean... you tak ade gune wan la you!

You know what happen today?

Okay before i tell you guys da story, let me tell you how i go to my office everyday.

First, drive my 'greeny hulky' (that's da name of my car in case some of you didn't know) to da nearest LRT station, which is Taman Bahagia. Next, take da LRT to KL Central, walk like 200 metres away to the Monorial to go to Raja Chulan and.... finally reach my lovely office.

Okay, da thing is... what happened today, was... what people who took LRT was always afraid of. It's either missed da station or get down da wrong station.

And yes, today Jean very stupid. She went down da wrong station on her way home.

I was suppose to get down at Taman Bahagia station, instead... I left da train at Taman Paramount station. Bahagia and Paramount.... two very different words.

It's just happen like that that i don't understand how come my body will automaticcaly got up when da train reach da station, i just walked out da station like that. I was like: eh, Taman Bahagia like that wan meh? This morning i see normal ah.. why with da bricks and all? Where's da road gone...? Why.. Where.... Eh... AH? Ergh? OOOOOOOoooh MMMMmmmy Goooooood~!! %^$%&^&^*)*(^$#

The only two thing i can't accept is that i don't understand:

1. Why my body automatically get down that station.
2. I didn't realise i was at the wrong station until i went out of da station and stare at everything!!!

GOSH. My mom would be so sad she gave birth to such a super blur daughter.

And then... i went back in, hoping nobody realised this little girl made a stupid mistake, went up again and wait for my train. And when da train reached, somehow i doubt for a second: is this my train? Or the other side? Luckily during da last minute, i didn't step in that train cuz i realised i was at da wrong side. So i went down again and went up to the other side again. Now, i am in my correct path. Finally. Gosh.
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After tomorrow, it will be da end of my first week of internship. More weeks to go! 7 weeks to be exact. Never know what will hapen in these 7 weeks. But, i think i started to love this company already. Da people are great! Funny too...

Oh, hereby i wanna dedicate a special 'thank you' to... our Mr. Enjoooy~ Vaanan!

During the 8 1/2 hours in da office, i was sleepy all da time, da seious type of sleepy where i can fell asleep just like that!! I think more than half of da total hours of working, i was actually sleepy. Okay, why thank Vaanan? Cuz he's da super kind boy where there a few times, he cover for me man!

There's once when we were typing da data into da laptop, i was typing and he was reading da datas. And i keep making mistakes cuz i was super sleepy and there're times when i really closed my eyes already! And he was like:' Jean, never mind.. you are so tired. Let me do for you.. come, i'll do it.' Then i just chilled and he do da thing. Waaaaah.... see, so nice.

Eh eh wait... not yet finish. Today, i was sleepy again. This time we're doing seperate works but he was just beside me. And i fell asleep again! When i woke up, my boss passed by. I was shocked to death! But Vaanan told me not to worry cuz she didn't see anything and i was awake when she passed by. And he knew i fell asleep for a few minutes which me, myself don't even know. Aaaaw~ see so good. He was watching my back!

Vaanan! You're my hero! Somemore i always forced you to make da calls... sorry ya? HAHAHA! :Þ Next time i'll sing more rock songs for you in office and you still win da 'most leng chai in office' title k?! Okay, we'll do da handshake again tomorrow.

Alright, see ya guys next post! XD

See?! So fast and easy. If you truly are my friends (ha, friendship/loyalty/how-much-you-love-Pet test) you'd do this! Otherwise... I'll revert back to biting people.

My lovely hairless victims:
Pompy
Nut
Jaja
Sowmya
Cheryl Stephanie
Kah Yee and Jean my wonderful people please do also! Haha

xoxo

The Modest Indian Girl

Alright. Since got my name there, with da 'wonderful' word to describe me somemore. K la, give it a try. ;)

• If you could choose one, which would you rather be: desirable, popular or confident? Why?
  Erm.. i can't choose between desirable and confident. To be desirable cuz there's where our confidence derive. To be confident cuz that's how you become desirable. Hmmm hmm hmmm....
  


• I usually feel desirable when... i stop complaining about myself. 'Aiyo, why am i so fat? Aiyo, why am i not tall enough? Aiyo, why i have this stupid hair cut?' bla bla bla..

• Which of these is your biggest no-no (in case you bump into your dream guy): messy hair, bad wardrobe combo, or unshaven legs (you’re wearing shorts!!)
• Eeer, gotta say all of the above? But comfort is always my top priorities. That's why i'm always in shorts. Bad wardrobe combo is bad.. but not too bad for me. Messy hair... hmm... it can be a trend? Haha! Okay, i'll get really pissed with my rebelious hair. Unshaven legs... gosh. I've got leg problem (as some of u might notice i got 'swollened' legs), so that with unshaven legs, i guess that's a big NO NO!

• When it comes to hair removal which is more important:
  Convenience? Fast? Silky smooth after-feel?
  Convenience i think. Cinvenience leads to fast shaving. If you want silky smooth after-feel, i guess you can just apply lotion.
  


• Which Veet hair removal product have you tried?
  None. Will try soon after doing da third question! It makes me realise.. gosh... i'm ugly yo!
  


• What do you like most about Veet?
  Eer, it has this blog thingie and make you win free stuff? :Þ Good way of promoting da product anyways!
  


• What makes people notice you?
  Okay, i would say personalities. But since it's about this Veet product, i'll just say SEXY LEGS! Yeah babeeey~

Okay, if i win this, i'll shave my legs. And then i'll go to my doctor and get my legs fix. Then i'll have my sexy legs to show off. For now, eyes off my legs when you guys see me!