And de winnerrrr isssss.........

Taylor Lautner/ Jacob Black.


There I said it. I bought him.


Well, it's not I decide to choose him or what..... It's more like, I've no other choice, I gotta go for him. I went to the news stand, looked for the mag, can't find Mr. Edward, just found Mr Jac, what else can I do? Buy jer ler.......

But here's a lil' guide for you if you have this DILEMMA like me.

If you believe in love at first sight and doesn't mind he's much older than you and he's a heartthrob among girls.... Then your man is- EDWARD CULLEN!

If you believe that friendship can turn into love and you don't mind that he's younger and likes to hang around shirtless... Then your man is- JACOB BLACK!


Actually I'm just being crappy, this guide sucks and both of 'em are lovely. :)

Dr Pornthip is a Rockstar!

Have you guys seen the news? Dr. Pornthip is the man!!!!! Er, not to say that she's a man... but damn! She's looking like a forensic rockstar!

Well, this Teoh Beng Hock's case was like never ending, and since people were not convinced enough with the local forensics, here comes the rockstar to save the world!

Well, my friends.... you might already know, I'm a news and politic ignorance, pathetic. But! One day, as I was watching the news (somehow, I watch 8pm news almost everyday! Guess the content never gets into my head though), the news caster was talking about this Siamese forensic that did over 100 000 postmortems! I was attracted by the number mentioned and I focus on the television to see who was the news caster referred to. And guess what kinda person I saw in picture?

Someone like this. Punk hair, glittery make-up and goth-outfit.
A forensic? Nah.
Over 100 000 postmortems? Nah.

But she is indeed a 54 years old forensic from Thailand that did over 100 000 postmortems and currently being invited by Malaysian to do another autopsy on Teoh Beng Hock. Hey 54 years old man..... No kidding! I saw her today in the news (8pm news again!) and realised I forgot to google about her. And man.... she's really really cooooooooooooooooL! Even her name is also cool. Like if I wanna call her in short-form:' Dr Porn!'. COOL! I'm a fan of hers in FB now. Let's just hope she'll crack the case of Teoh.

Check her out in this video (check out her other videos too, it's interesting):


Her Wikipedia here.

Her FB fanpage here.


Dr Pornthip is just so darn chiu and I like her! XD

It's like choosing a husband.

Some of you might know I bought almost every issue of this crap mag. But this month's issue......

BODOH!!!! How to choose?!

I heart food.

Few days ago I was chatting with Jo in MSN and I remember that I was really really starving, and it was midnight, so I couldn't get any food to eat. So I told her: 'I'm so bloody hell hungry now that if you gimme........ eeer.... something that I don't like to eat, somehow it'll sure taste good."


It got me thinking that, what is it actually that I don't like to eat? It seems that no food that I know of is something that I hate to eat.


But, I do have phobia on baby octopus. Giant ones too. Ergh, I recalled the last time I ate it, I ended up vomiting 5 times in the toilet for one whole freaking hour. Vormit, pause for 5 or 10 mins, continue vormiting, pause again, vormit, pause, vormit, pause, vormit, pause, vormit.......... That situation was one thing that I wouldn't want to replay at all in the rest of my life.

Feed me with this, I'll bloody hell kill you.

So, other than that, I guess, I pretty much like any food! I think. I guess that explains my body figure huh? HAHAHAHA.


What about you? Do you have any food that you dislike to eat? XD

False Alarm

One fine day in MSN

Issac Ng says:
My Finger Got Cut By Fan Until Damage The Bone Inside...Is Very Stim Ar! Nail also Patah ar! Sorry I Can't Type Fast~

Jean says:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAaaargh!!!!!!
yergh!!!!
oh my god!!!
did u see ur bone?!
omg omg~

Issac Ng says:
it was my friend's msn pm

Jean says:
nia beh.



I hate false alarms. Grrr~

Sunshine and Rainbow Tomorrow?

Last week, I wished a friend 'happy birthday' through FB. As I typed my wish into the column and submitted it, I scanned through other wishes that my friend received.

'Happy birthday! Have a good one! Stay pretty/ healthy/ rich! Bla bla bla.....' These were the common ones. But one caught my attention. There's this guy who wished my friend 'happy birthday' as well, but he mentioned something about hard times will eventually comes to an end where the sunshine and rainbow will always appear after rain and storms. Of cause I don't know what's it regarding to but I'm guessing he's giving out some positive advise to the birthday girl to ask her to stay strong on something tough.

Just now, I saw my friend's personal message on MSN, dedicated to someone and that phrase gave me an idea that it was for someone who had passed. Out of curiosity, I FB-ed my friend and found the guy that my friend dedicated to in the MSN personal message was the same person that I mentioned earlier, he had passed away. Still curious, I looked through his profile and found out he was drowned to death at a waterfall, along with another guy and a girl.

I don't know what am I feeling right now but it's just felt weird you know? I don't feel good.... This is sooooooooo... not good? I mean, I just read the guy wrote something about life is full of hope, sunshine after rain, but the next thing we know, he was dead and maybe leaving his family living in despair and sadness. Friends and all are sad. Not his fault of cause, it's an accident, but.... I just don't get it. I don't know him but I couldn't help but to wonder why this happen to him?


Now I'm wondering about my life........ Hmmmm........

My New Friend- Weenie

HAPPY HALLOWEEN~!

Today was suppose to be happening and I'm suppose to be IN my SEXY SCHOOL TEACHER outfit! But too bad, everyone's busy with their own activities and assignments, no Halloween party this year. :(

Thankfully, my sister reminded me of the voucher that I get from Red Box whereby I can get one head free of charge. So I went to The Curve Red Box and sang my heart with my sis! (she lost her voice after the karaoke)

That's when I get to know a new friend- Weenie. At first I thought Weenie was a quiet person which she only stare at people with her yellow L.E.D. eyes. But when I'm in the car while going back home and I realized, Weenie can actually sing!

Weenie- trying to be scary by staring at people with her evil yellow eyes!




This is how she looks when she starts to sing.

Too bright huh? Hehe.

I tell you, if I allow her to sing in car parks at night, or somewhere that has sound echoes and less people.... I think people will come up to me and slap me. It's scary seriously. HAHA. But other than that, she's actually kinda cute...... :)

Watch her sing in this clip below!

Bye bye! Don't play the clip if you're alone in the house. I'm worry that Weenie's singing might haunt you. Hehe.

9 Crimes Cover

This is my first attempt in doing a multiple-tracks recording. Don't get scared when you hear another voice in the clip. Hehe.

It's a bit messy when all the tracks blended together, some parts were out of tempo, and you'll hear my guitar pick dropped on the floor at the end, but I think it's kinda interesting cuz I'm like having my own band playing here! :Þ

Okay, '9 Crimes' by Damien Rice. Enjoy :)

How About Donate Me the Money?

I recalled my first ever presentation topic back in Diploma: The Ugly Side of Plastic Surgery, this lady was one of my celebrity example. Back at that time, her look was already super scary enough. (I remember the whole class went 'woah!' when the picture appeared in my presentation XD) As I browse through the net today, I bumped into her picture again and man..... she's looking scarier than ever!


And guess what..... she spent 2 million US dollar for this scary look. Eh, donate me 1% la come on, saving my poor life is so much better than having surgeries to have that kinda outcome, right?


I think this Saturday she no need to wear mask already. (Sorry! I know I'm bad! HAHAHAHA :Þ)

Haih. Sad case.

My Sky is Grey

First time ever, Jean wants to buy a book. It's super rare I'm telling you. Twilight series, she also not interested in spending money to own it.


Yes, I WANT TO BUY THIS BOOK!!

White Fluffy Clouds by Brandon Boyd

Author's name familiar? He's my love of all time..... the singer of Incubus. HAHA

The book is compiled with artwork, poetry, insights, reflections and ramblings and candid portraits. It also contains "self proclaimed artwork", pictures, poems and other material. Aaaaah~ Tempting tempting!! My heart was always melted by his wonderful and beautiful lyrics. Imagine if I own this book..... My life would be so much better!

I'm still looking for it. So far, the chances of getting it is so slim, especially within my budget of RM80. Dammit. :(


__________________________________________________


While I'm so broke, can't afford to buy a book that I desperately wanna own... Someone..... Someone whose already earning millions per year, no doubt a millionaire, just got his Ferrari crushed few months ago in an accident... Someone whose already so rich, BUT! Still.... Not getting the meaning of making money by doing good/real music. Screw your handsome face, Christiano Ronaldo! Your singing sucked!!

Watcha Gonna Be This Halloween?

Well, according to the test that I did in FB, I'm suppose to be this fella right here next Saturday:

Sexy School Teacher
Get me my rotan now, you naughty naughty!
HAHAHAHAHA

Yea, I did accidentally bump into some porno pic while looking for this more decent looking sexy teacher. Haha dammit!




So watcha gonna be huh? ;)

Hiccups

Hey, gonna talk about hiccups cuz it's common and I guess mostly people don't know how to handle it? Well yea, I don't know. And then I came across a short article about it, and uh.... yea, lemme just copy paste right here.


Hiccups occur when the diaphragm, the muscle that controls our breathing, becomes irritated and start to spasm and contract uncontrollably. With each contraction, air is pulled into the lungs very quickly, passes through the voice box, and then the epiglottis closes behind the rush of air, shaking the vocal chords, causing the "hic" sound. The irritation can be caused by rapid eating, emotional stress and even some diseases. The best cure? Breathing into a paper bag. This calms the diaphragm by increasing the amount of carbon dioxide in your bloodstream.


I think it's important for us to acknowledge the best cure. So, there you go! :)

This fella.... OMG!!! I think if I get to meet him in real person, I might kill him, cause his pattern tak habis habis!! I purposely choose the song that the radio doesn't play quite often as 'I Gotta Feeling' so that you guys don't get his contagious moves. The other day, I just watch the clip of him singing this song once, and then whenever I heard the radio play this song, it's automatically on replay, the whole clip was playing on my mind! Like.... somebody please PRESS STOP!! That's why nowadays I change station or rather off the radio when that song is playing.

You gotta watch his, seriously. Cause he's..... bizzare! Hey, he wrote his own songs too.

But worry not! I'm not that bad, it's Linkin Park's song now, which is funnier cause it's a rock song! Man, he's soooooo success in making an impression here!

p/s: Sorry. Another one without embed code.


Wear your glove and click here.

For Those of You Who're Depressed....

Like me. Spent 4 hours re-doing one bloody same thing and ended up with different types of failures! FAIL FAIL FAIL!! Yish! Geram! Flash is seriously for those who're not only pertaining some sense of creativity, that someone must have A LOT of patience too.

Anyways, just wanna share something that brightens me up a lil' bit when I'm so stress out when I'm doing my Flash.

Caution: Foul language ahead! ;)
(Sorry, embed codes were disabled!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lro666pe8dA

Think-Skinned

Me and my sis, we're kinda broke now, but we're craving for sushi. And my sis recalled on the cheapest plate on Sakae Sushi was RM1.90, but we had our budget in mind already- RM20++ per person, a slight control on what we're eating should be okay to reach that target.

When we're there, we realize there's quite a lot of RM1.90 dishes. So, I was like: 'Eh, since there're so many choices for RM1.90, I think we go for all RM1.90 wan la!' My sister agreed.

The RM1.90 plates are green in color.

FYI, Sakae Sushi doesn't display their green plates/cheapest sushi on the conveyer. So we have to order it through the monitor. And then we ended up ordering 7 green plates. Honestly, it's very satistying and we're full, and it tasted good!! Eventually, we only took one pink plate and others were the green ones.

Okay, now imagine this.... Me and my sister coincidently wore the same green blouse, and we took A LOT of the cheapest sushi's, means A LOT of green plates, and then at last we shared a green tea ice-cream together which was bloody damn green in color too. So the whole table at that time looks really really damn green and- green=cheap!! We looked so cheap!! The worst thing was, we were sitting at the table near the entrance and counter, where all the people must passby. All the people kept looking at our bloody GREEN table! AAAAaaaaargh~~!!!! Oh and the manager in suit, he looked at me and gave me the eyebrow-raise smile! Dammit.


Okay so here's the lesson for those who wanted to eat cheap sushi, oh, I still recommend Sakae Sushi:

1. Get a hidden table like the last one, or at the corner, some place where less people are passing by.

2. If possible, don't order them in one shot. One by one. Cuz when they serve it to you, they will come with A LOT of green plates and more people will notice you.

3. Don't look around, don't make eye-contact with people. Cuz you'll notice people do notice you and some people may give you the look.

3. DON'T WEAR GREEN CLOTHINGS! Seriously.

4. Be thick-skinned and you don't have to bother doing all of the above.



Oh if you ask how much is the total of our receipt tonight? 2 green-teas, 7 plates of sushi's, 1 tuna roll, 1 chilie salmon roll and one ice-cream- RM28.85. Not bad right? ;)

My Paradise

...... it's none other than my home in Taiping. :)


Although I was just back from there during Raya, (about 2 weeks already?) I still miss my home so bad bad bad badly.


Few days ago, I saw Rain (my Vietnamese classmate who happens to have a name translate literally as rain) update his FB, saying something about Taiping. And then I found out he was tripping at Taiping last weekend, and the best thing was... he looooooves it! Yay! HAHA!


He's staying in this hotel that started to operate only last month, facing exactly the Lake Garden, he said it was really really nice. Damn, my house was nearby too!! I'm so so homesick now. :(

This is the Lake Garden.
Really nice scenery isn't it? ;)

Joanne came back from Singapore last week. She listed down the things she would like to do/eat/accomplish for her trip back this time. Basically, the listed things were almost all done (I think). But the funny thing was... she was back for one whole week, we were together in Taiping and then to PJ. But not even ONE single photo of us was taken. Weird weird weird....... Yea, I'm regretting that. We should've taken at least a pic la Jo!

Have Mercy la Come On.....

See how the baby bear reacted when it realized the baby lion was near to it? It was sooooooooo terrified, and I feel like rescuing it and kick the baby lion away. That's cruel to test an animal like that..... Its reaction was like a human baby don't you think? :/



p/s: Previous post's author wasn't me. Finally Joanne posted up something here! :)

Public transportation~ Neglected Issues

I’ve been here for 12 weeks, a very convenient, in terms of public transportation place – Singapore. In these 12 weeks, I’ve experienced different types of public transportation, such as the MRT and public buses which I’m forced to take everyday to get to town. On the first two weeks, it’s kinda new for me, and I’ve to look at the signboards to figure out which way and which ‘number’ to take. After a month, I’m quite used to it and seem to be ‘fun’ for me. Ya, ‘fun’, some of you will wonder that ‘like that also fun ar?’, but what I mean is by traveling and doing stuff all by myself, without having others beside, I can do whatever I want, go wherever, whenever I want. Sometimes, I will take an 8 to 10 minutes walk to a near central market, just to walk around observing the crowds, look around the shops and stalls seeing what are they selling, the price, the flavor, the brand and stuff. But I didn’t tend to do that, is just that I like the crowd and the thing is, it’s a Chinese town, it reminds me about my lovely hometown, TAIPING!!! (Which where am I at the moment)

Ok, back to my point, what I wanna blog about here is the neglected ‘unnoticed’ or ‘unmentioned’ real life of taking public transportation. What I mean by unnoticed or unmentioned is, we would not see or read it from books or advertisement, we will not know until we experience it ourselves. Let me start with the bus issue, when we have a bus, we must have a bus driver (duh~), ya, so let’s talk about bus driver.

You know, in Singapore, there are many ‘active’ senior citizens and they travel by public transportation, and we can see there are lots of privileges for senior citizens and disabled people, especially in public transport, they have their reserve sits, they have their reserve space for wheelchair, they have special installed escalator on the staircases for them and etc. As compare to Malaysia, can’t deny that they are more ‘hang fok’ here~ So, what about the bus driver? As I said, there are many senior citizens taking public transport, some bus driver, I’m not sure whether they are trained before having their job, they drive like Formula 1 driver, maybe they’re one of them, they will accelerate until very keng even though is just a short distance, then they will brake like shit, and the passengers will be like sitting a roller coaster (ei? Abit like jean’s driving skills hor~), we’ve to hold on to the pole tightly because its very super damn dangerous and someone might just fly to the front, and sometimes the driver need to cut 3 lanes in order to get on the right track of the traffic light, and the whole bus will be wobbling right and left, just try to imagine for the old people, they will grab the pole like they’re giving birth, really pity them. Some of you will be saying that those old people should be sitting down, on the sit, but it’s a very normal situation for letting the old people standing unstably and those youngsters, guys, strong teenagers, will be occupying those sits as if they’re paralyzed, but we usually see this kinda situation, so not really an unnoticed one to mention here.

Next, I noticed this recently, because my term is coming to an end, so I need to rush my finals and I will bring my laptop which I put it in my backpack and bring to school everyday. This issue really got on my nerves especially during the peak hours, when tons and tons of people taking the public transport, all at a time. But can’t deny, most of them are women, or maybe I should call them strippers. They will hug the pole as if the pole belongs to them, they would not bother the others that need to hold on the pole as well, and they will just hug or lean on the pole with their body attaching the common part of the pole where we grab or hold on to. Com’on la wei, if you wanna fuck the pole, go buy one and put it in your fucking home and fuck it yourself, don’t abuse the public properties la~ sorry, cannot control, but that’s what in my mind when I’m the ‘victim’ (NOT THE POLE! BUT ONE OF THE OTHERS THAT NEED TO HOLD ON TO THE POLE), especially with my fucking heavy bag.

Here's a pic of example which that fucking bloody pig is occupying that bloody pole~

Ok, now, let’s talk about MRT. As we know, we need to take the escalator to get to the platform or to the exit. Peak hours, I will try my best to avoid it but sometimes still have to face it. Let me just tell the situation. As usual, walk out of the train, walk towards the escalator where everyone is trying to squeeze on like a bottle neck on the high way, then line up on the left lane, and here’s the moment where I really worried of sometimes, especially the front person is a senior citizen or an aunty (sorry again la, but really most of them were aunty), at the step where we get on the landing, ok la, (let’s forgive those old people) some aunty will start their catwalk or doing something else like trying to find their tab card, then they just slow down or even stop immediately, imagine, what will happen to those at the back? I’ve tried once, by pushing the aunty in front, nah, not my fault har, I’ve been forced to push her because the one behind me is pushing me as well, and we almost fell man~ then everyone is having those expression like, what the hell?! But the aunty steady la, she just walks off after she found her tab card.

Actually I’ve a lot more to tell, but seems like its kinda tired la for you all to read such long ‘truth’, did you guys watch The Ugly Truth? Kinda nice, but as usual la, comedy love story, if you’re not a popcorn fan, is better for you to get pirated DVD or VCD or just download and watch it at home, not really necessary to watch it in cinema. Ok la, maybe, if I’ve the time and mood, I’ll continue with other issues, or else, that’s it la, bye!

Women thought they are smart.

I've received a forwarded email from Marie few days ago that kept me thinking about the ending.

Okay it goes something like this: (I've summarized it, shorter version here.)

There's one lady, found a frog that granted her 3 wishes. But whatever she wish for, her husband will get 10 times more than her. So off she goes with 3 wishes!

1. The richest person on earth
(Her husband will then 10 times richer than her.)

2. Prettiest person on earth
(Her husband will be sooooooooo super handsome.)

Okay third wish was suppose to be a tricky one, the one that she thought she's smart enough to handle the 2 wishes that outrage her cuz her husband might just leave her when he so much richer and so much good looking that she is. So, she wishes that...... she will have a mild heart-attack now. Smart! But, wooopsie~ She just made her husband encounter a 10 times milder heart-attack. Not so smart after all. Well, that's what the email talked about.


So now here's the question:
What would you want for the third wish?

I honestly thought the lady was kinda stupid. Or the person who created the whole story was stupid. Just go straight forward la aiyoh........ You know what I'll wish? Okay I have 2 options here. For this case, the sake of the story: I wish that my husband suffers a strong heart-attack right now. Or, there's another ONE word for it, starts with a 'D'. 'I hope that he d**s right now.' Hmmm, I feel bad of saying it. Choi choi choi~

But! If I'm given the chance for the third wish, I wish.......
I have unlimited wishes.

Nah, settle la like that! Agree or not? HAHAHA! What will you wish? :)

I almost got myself killed for being too kind.

Today I handed Joey a book that Yoke Chin asked me to pass it over to her during class and she was just few tables away. After a few minutes handing over the book, before the class started, my phone rang........ and it was Joey that called me to say thank you, whose just few tables away. Huuuuuuh~~~~~



Oh oh!! Anyone having the McD coupons? If you have it, take a look at its terms and conditions. I swear to God I'm holding the coupons now and I swear again that I've read it again and again and again and again......................... There's this one condition: 'Not valid for Dine-In, Take-Away and Drive-Thru'. Eh that phrase is quoted straight from the coupon ah, I didn't rephrase or change the original idea or whatsoever. Can anyone tell me, with such condition, when can I use the coupon then? Hmm?




Okay, back to the title that I've stated above. Hmmm, if I have to exaggerate the title... It should be: I almost got myself raped and killed for being too kind. Seriously.

I was walking my way to my car today after class alone. Hmmm, gotta say, the whole walking journey wasn't scary and dangerous but it's not really safe either cuz you might get rolled by a car or someone might just ride on a bike and snatch your bag. But overall, it was an 'okay' road.

Okay before I start on what happened, allow me to ask... what's the perception or the impression you guys have on negros? Oh my tuition teacher once told me that the black people hate when people address them as negros cuz 'negative+grow=negro'. Anyways, I'm sure you guys will go like: 'eeewwww~'. Well, honestly, that's how I think. I have to admit, I was kinda dislike them because of their behavior. My house is kinda near a mamak, but my house is at the third level. I can bloody hear them so clearly when they talk during midnight!!! And they always try to flirt around with any girls that get into the same elevator with them, which now I've always avoid to enter the lift when I know they are going in and I am alone. But the thing is, not all of them are like that of cause. Some of them are okay.... can't specify in what way but there are.

Okay back to the story.

While I was half way walking, I heard someone said 'miss', kinda obvious he was addressing me. There's these two negros in a car which is already parked by the roadside, ready to leave though. The one guy, kinda tall and huge, talked to me:

me | scary negro


'Hello miss. Just wanna ask...'

'.......' *paused/shocked*

'Yes, just want to ask... Hmm, do you speak English?'

'Yes.' (I spoke up cuz he seemed to be in trouble.)

'Where are you from?'

'Local.' (Okay, he's gonna ask for some road directions I assumed.)

'Are you from the college?'

'Yes?' (WTF?)


'My name is *@&#*@(&. Can I be your friend? We can hang out together. I'm from Taylors too....'

'..........' *mataku terbeliak besar besar* (So now this is what it's all about huh?)

'You can give me your number? At night I can call you out... I...bla.. You.... Go....bla.. Phone... Call....'

'Oh no no.... I'm on the rush. Gotta go.' *started to walk away*

'Oh no, I just want to meet you, don't..bla... hang out..bla.. dinner...bla...' (he followed me a few steps)

'No no... rush......' *walking bloody fast*

(he stopped) 'Can we meet somewhere?'

'&#*Q&(@*!&3@&*(&!' *started to run* (I started to mumble to myself)



Okay here's the scariest part, I hopped into my car and locked the doors. Quickly start the engine, prepared to drive off as fast as I could. But bloody hell, they stopped their car beside my car, blocked me from driving out, and the same guy came down from the car again, walked over to my side and knocked on my glass. I checked the lock so many times to make sure I'd really locked the doors. He's doing those hand signs asking me to wind down the glass and wanted to talk and still wanting my bloody shit phone number! I shook my head so many times and I'm not looking at him cuz honestly.... I am scared.

Thank God someone behind their car honked them cuz they've block the road. My helplessness suddenly felt a lil' relieved. When the road is unblocked, I step on the pedal so hard and just speed off, but they were just beside me again by the roadside looking at me when I pass them by. I just drove as fast as I could like I did in Need For Speed. Phiu~ Safe after that.

Frankly, I was naive, trying to help people that I already had bad impression with.... I was helpless cuz I was alone with 2 HUGE and strong negros.... I was scared because I'm afraid of what will happen to me if something bad happens?

Felt like telling my family, but then they will start to forbid me to do this... do that..... be outside... They would want me to just stay inside the house. Oh my mom, gosh, she'll freak out!

Hmmmm.... whatever it is, maybe this time it's my fault and my mistake to allow the conversation to take place at first.



Okay, here's my secret boyfriend to protect me from all the dangers from now on. Yea, I'm too free and I like to dream. Thank you. HAHA XD Bye bye!

Jari Patah

Bodoh la... Yesterday night I was watching the news and they were reporting about a few (imagine that, a few cases in one day) incidents about kids lost their fingers due to the carelessness while playing fire crackers. I'm just wondering why these kids just couldn't pay more attention when they're playing the thing that was suppose to make us happy, instead of leading it into tragedy? Oh yea, blame the parents too... and the adults... I mean, there should be someone supervising them while they were playing right?


Aaaaa~ Frustuated with the kids nowadays la. :(

Okay, this is a disaster video, no melody, everyone's in different tune and pitch.... But I had fun doing it, I was laughing so much when replaying it during the editing.

I'm gonna do it again when college reopens!!! More people and more accurate tunes!! I can't wait.... Grrrr~~~




p/s: I know it sucks. :/

Shush shush shush you bloody sickening virus! SHUSH!

Me and Mei Yan went into the Media Hub in college today, a familiar male voice called out: 'Girls.....' Mr Shanker (spelled wrongly I think :Þ), the normally cool, unsmiling, non-expression male staff that usually handles everything there stopped us from proceeding.

'The college will be close for a week. So, byeeeeeeeeeeeee...~' And then both ends of his mouth stretch until the level of both of his eyes, one rare phenomenon..... he's smiling!

Ceh, of cuz he's happy la, cuz unlike us, he doesn't have to replace the holiday what. Dammit! Oh, don't get me wrong though, Mr Shanker's a nice guy, despite that he don't usually smile. He's always helpful though. :)


Lecturers and students are affected by the very very very troublesome H1N1 virus. I really hate it!! Gets in the way of my normal life. Grrr.... If it's a thing, I'll grab it and bite it!! Maybe ask Pet to bite also cuz she likes to bite.



Okay, Happy Holiday....? How much I hope I'm just dreaming and this isn't happening. :/

Massive Attack - Teardrop

Come on, seriously, nobody will ever ever ever EVER EVEEEEEEEEEEEER NOT FELL IN LOVE with this song! It's a song from the nineties and I've heard of it from a lot of movies and dramas but the only one that I could specifically recall was from Prison Break.


Seriously, go figure a way to get this song. Band/group name: Massive Attack, song name: Teardrop. They have this angelic voice lady as guest to sing in this song. Superb.


The original song with the original music video. But I gotta say the video kinda creeps me out, despite that it was such a beautiful song...




Today I was in my mood to search in Youtube for its live performances and I ended up opening a lot of tabs and waiting anxiously for the videos to load and kept blaming myself why I didn't watch these videos earlier? The live performances were..... OMG.... like watching people perform from heaven. There're too much of it cuz they have performances from the nineties to the latest, last year. I can't choose which was my most favourite one, so I decided not to embed any of it here. ;)


And then everyone starts to cover the song. So far, most of them, not too bad, some are good, some.... I can live with it..... But this, THIS!!!! OMG!!!! Spoil the beauty of the song! It sounded irritating and I'm just so sorry to say that he actually ruined the song. I'm sorry Mika fans, but I'm refering to his cover. His version is not even live, its studio recorded but man.... it really sounded terrible.




Lastly, the one video that actually gives me the idea of blogging about this song, when I watch this, my jaw dropped and I was like: I must show this to the world! This guy, bloody hell talented! It sounded even so much million times better than Mika's. The fact that he plays the guitar and sing AND do the percussion, man.... that was brilliant! That was super clever!




I always think that sometimes, people have their own personal perferences that I shouldn't use my blog to strongly persuade people to listen to the songs that I like. But this time I couldn't resist it. I hope you guys love it just like I did. Enjoy the song. :)

Today in class, my lecturer was talking about spanking lil' kids and she had this experience that she hit a lil' girl or boy, not sure.... because the lil' kid did something wrong. The night she hit the lil' fella, she cried. And she has been feeling guilty for years until one day she approach the lil' kid again, of cuz the grown up version of it la, and she actually apologised for her action. Well, for me.... my opinion is, sometimes, kids are meant to be beaten/disciplined. That's how I grew up and had my sweet childhood. HAHA!


Okay, this entry is so random. I just felt like blogging. :/

Lyre Bird

Hey hey! My life is so lifeless that I have to talk about wildlife in this post.


Well, actually it's not that bad la. My brother showed me a video few weeks ago and I think that it's interesting to share with everyone.

There's some bird named Lyre Bird that has this special fan-shaped tail that absorb the sound from the environment and imitate the sound. Okay, sounds that they are able to imitate: individual songs of other birds and the chatter of flocks of birds, and also mimic other animals, human noises, machinery of all kinds, explosions, and musical instruments. The Lyre Bird is capable of imitating almost any sound — from a mill whistle to a cross-cut saw, and, not uncommonly, sounds as diverse as chainsaws, car engines and car alarms, fire alarms, rifle-shots, camera shutters, dogs barking and crying babies.


So, there you go. Watch to believe it. :)

P/S I Love You

Yup, great movie it is.


I remember first time Ykhiny told me to watch this and he promised us that we will sure cry. Well, the thing is.... I cried almost every romantic movie.

And then, when I finally got the movie, Kah Yee told me to prepare a box of tissue with me while watching the movie. I did prepared 2 tissues with me and boooooy...... it's so damn not enough!!! At the movie's 15th minute, I've already started crying.... and then the whole movie was soooooooo sad! Until near to the half of the movie, I decided to pause, took a long breath, and went to get a box of tissue, so that I won't have to trouble myself to look for any tissues around me.


Okay, gotta say, Gerrard Butler, the 300 guy.... he's hot in this movie man. The other Irish guy too.


So, if you happen to have this movie and wanna watch it, just remember to prepare A BOX OF TISSUE. Not just one or two tissues k? :)

I Can Get Old and Die Real Fast

....in The Sims la, but in real life too of cause, just the duration is like a few million times slower than in the game.

I'm always a super big fan of the game- The Sims. Played it since the first version, get all the expansion packs and play like crazy!

Recently I'm playing the second version but they already have the third version out! The version that I'm playing now is much more interesting than the first one of cause, and one of the thing that I can show you guys here is.... my tomb stone.

I built the house, have a good career (I ended up going to work with helicopter), and I never experience 'death' before. And suddenly one day, I'm old and I died. Now I'm creating another me again (I don't know why I just can't think of using other people's name) and move into the house again. And then I realized there's my tomb stone in front of my house! What's even worse is.... the dead me turned into ghost and haunt the current me that live in the house. I'm trying to capture the ghost of me but i waited waited... night after night... it never appear pulak. Better luck next time?

So, I'm gonna only show you my tomb stone for now. :)

Click on it for a larger and clearer view!

'Here lies Sheng Jean Ong'

See that? That's the tomb stone.
And the new me as you can see in the toilet (she's old already too) is clearing her bladder!

Maybe next time I'll show you the me ghost. Very stupid wan..... HAHAHA



p/s: For some of you out there, thanks for the concern. Love you guys! :)

I remember when my dad's mother passed away on April this year, my mom called us to tell us the sad news. We were expecting her to leave us anytime but when we heard the news, it's still shocking for everyone of us.

Last Saturday was her 100th day since the day she passed. My sister and brothers travel back to Taiping to pay their respects to her and I was already in Taiping for my semester break.

I came back to my BU home on Friday night, expecting to see my college friends again and start the new semester on Monday. I felt a lil' unfamiliar with the places and things around me in KL although I've been away for only one month and I feel like I'm gonna have to adapt to my life here again.

And then, yesterday evening, my dad called my sister. This time, it's my dad whose delivering the sad news of my mom's mother passed away few minutes ago. Again, we all were expecting that as well, but it's still shocking to us. I remember my mom cried so hard when our uncle, my mom's brother passed away last year. And then it was my dad, whom I never seen him shred a single tears before, cried when his mother passed. It's really heart broken to see either one of them to be in such saddening moment. I think I am going to see my mom break down again, oh god........ Haih.

Anyway, I'm going to be away again this time. Coming back on Wednesday I think. See you guys soon and don't worry, I'm okay. :)

Backie!

Hey ya'll..... ssup?! HAHA

Yup, long time since the last update. My Taiping house doesn't have internet... sad case. Anyways, hey, I'm starting to miss Taiping already, cuz my life there is so bloody relaxing and I got nothing to worry!!


Okay, one thing I wanna talk about while I'm in Taiping. I know I'm really dark now and I had sun-burnt the first week I'm back in Taiping. And then there're people came up to me and ask if I'm 'Sawadeeka'. That Indian uncle ask: 'Eh you sawadeeka ah?' Urgh.... what the hell..... Know what's that means? It means that I'm Siamest. Lau eh, not sure if it's a good thing or not.


Oh I think I promised some Perhentian photos here! Anyways, some of you might already seen it in FB. Haven't? Go there and have a look la.... I lazy to upload here already.


BUT! There're some photos I'd like to share with ya'll which are not uploaded in FB because my face sucks in those photos but the story is nice to tell. Hehe...

Okay, there're four of us on the platform.
It was like 2 metres deep so it's nice to jump in!
The sea is so blue and so crystal clear that you can see the bottom.

But honestly, when I was swiming to that platform, it was kinda scary to look in the water cuz it was clear that under my feet are clorals and fishes! I was afraid to step on it and it looks like I was really in the middle of the sea! And my eyes hurt when they contacted with the sea water cuz it's bloody damn salty! Sometimes I did accidently swallowed the water and my throat hurts too!! It's so salty that when the water dried on our skin, it turned into salt! No exageration on this.

*Kaaaaabush~*
Haha! One ugly photo.
I was trying to make a 'bomb jump', but.. failed.

I remembered when I jumped in, my eyes hurt so bad, my throat too but it was fun. Again, I was afraid to touch the bottom, full of clorals!

One of the fun activities during the trip: snokerling.
Okay I'm ugly here too! But the reason I'm showing this photo is...
Can you see the fishes around us? A lot of them and they're not afraid of humans!

Snokerling is a must when you're there! Eh, I've seen Nemo up close man.... so cute! HAHA! Oh and.... a lot of baby sharks! No swimming skills require for this, don't worry, you can wear the safety jacket and float on the water and see the fishes!! Really really cool..... Oh and there's one time the uncle who drove the boat saw turtle in the middle of the sea and ask us to quickly see it. Then I saw Eng Hui and Joanne they started to dive in so fast, and I just followed... And, we saw penyu! 2 penyus! One is big and another... okay la the size. HAHA. The sea is deep though but the bottom is just one flat white ground, nothing else. No fish, no nothing! Like simen ground, super huge swimming pool with turtle in it. So, it wasn't as scary as the one with lotsa cloral on the bottom, although this is much deeper. We chase the turtle and damn they swam super fast in the water!

Okay, did you see Joanne was actually in the air, falling into the water?
She was actually jumping down from the top of that building!
I was waiting for my turn at the middle of the building.
So regret of not climbing up higher to jump!

Actually some random stupid girl caused me for not having my chance to jump down from the highest. She was so scared to jump down from the middle that everyone have to persuade her to jump, wait for like bloody 10 minutes! When I jumped down, I thought of climbing up the highest for second jump but the boat was leaving. Damn! Oh FYI, we're at the middle of the sea, kid you not! I wasn't wearing my goggles so I can't see the bottom, it was dark blue but Eng Hui told me it's like 3 or 4 stories high. Another scary moment! But the jumping, it's really really breath taking! Gonna go the highest next time!


And lastly...

This is a wallpaper I did with all of us jumping on the beach.
I love it! What do you think? ;)

Alright, enough now. Gonna try and update more now. My time table for new semester sucks big time!! Fingers cross for me that they're gonna change it into a better one. HEHE. Adios-a!

Went to Pyramid yesterday to meet Kah Yee, Anastasya and Mei Yan. I was one meter close to Mei Yan and she couldn't recognize me.

I am tanned. Very very very tanned.



I just back from Perhentian, the trip was awesome and the beach and the sea was incredibly beautiful.

Will be featuring the photos here soon! :)


p/s: I going back to Taiping today!

Kumar (again)

This is Kumar.
And he's wearing the t-shirt that I designed. Cool?
Oh that was actually a campaign t-shirt that I miss it so much.
A.S.A.P. for Children, rock on people!!

Opp, off topic. Okay, coming back to Kumar....
So this Kumar, looks like a student or a friend of mine right?
(This phrase only applies to those who are not Taylorians of cause.)
He's actually my ex-lecturer.

And then today I went to the lecturers' office, with some friends.
We saw him, we stop by, we talked.
Oh wait.... not that simple.

Okay, sorry, I just change the alignment of the passages. I couldn't stand typing the words by starting off at the center.

So, I was talking with another lecturer today. And when I finished my session with the lecturer, I turned around and Kumar went quite loud: "Eh! Zombie!" ................................ like I don't have a name.

So.... my conclusion, he still remember my singing. Eeer..... How cool is that?? (???) or not. Whatever.

His hair now is so much more curlier than Phua Chu Kang's.

Just now, me and my siblings went for a dinner together.


In the car.....

2nd Bro: I think I'm gonna mount some cow skin here, make it more... gaya. *pointing the interior of the car, I think he was actually referring to the leathers.*

1st Bro: Cow?? Oi Tien, cow got H1N1 la... The passengers in your car shall not be safe then.

2nd Bro: What cow.....??! It's the birds la....

Me: .........................

"A Must See 3D For Everyone"

That's the tagline for the movie 'Monsters VS Aliens' that is recently showing the 3D version in cinemas.



I have this perception that this kinda movie always favor the kids where there is always a happy ending, nobody dies, predictable. So basically, I'm not really interested to watch it.


Few days before, my brother has 4 free tickets for this movie in 3D version and my sister was interested in it, so that makes them lack of one person to fill up the empty seat. I'm thinking since it's free and I am missing the GSC popcorn so darn much, I'm in.


Okay, another perception on this movie. 3D version..... What I've always picture about this kinda movie is this......... (the pic below)



Okay, I know this is before wearing the paper red and green 3D glasses. It is normal for it to look 'ugly'. Even if we put those glasses on, it's making the whole movie to turn into red and green hue. It does looks 3D but, it does not brings comfort to the eyes at all. In fact, I have always felt dizzy if I'm watching it. I'm guessing some you felt that too before right?


So, this time, it's the popcorn that tempts me. Not the movie at all.... I think I will just enjoy my fattening snacks in the cinema rather than the movie.


Before we depart to Mid Valley, my sister got this 'emergency' that she has to give up the seat. My brother was a little upset and he kept complaining how hard it is to get the tix, and FYI, the tix for the 3D movie is RM17. With all the complains from my bro.... the whole journey kinda makes me wanted to give up my popcorn and just stay at home. But I still drag my ass to the cinema. Gotta keep my promise!


Before entering the cinema, the staff gave us this:
instead of this:


I was like: Eh, they upgraded the design of the glasses? Cool.





I tell you..... It was waaaaaaaay beyond cool.


The movie hasn't start and there's ads showing.


My bro was like: 'Hey! Wear your glasses already! You can look through it now.....'

Me: 'You sure? It doesn't look like I can put them on yet wor.....' (The clips were not the in the red and green hue yet.)

Bro: 'Can d.... Just wear it, trust me.'




So, I wear la. I remember it was a thriller of another animation movie coming soon, something like the people with black buttons sewed on their eyes. Ah whatever. Okay as I was saying, I put on the glasses and..... WOW. Mind blowing! Like.... Gosh, the words and the things, they were like appearing exactly in front of me! It's like I can just stretch my hand and touch the words! Literally 3d!


Okay, and then the movie starts. The fist scene was someone has his feet on the desk and his hand was holding this ping pong bat that has a ping pong ball attached to it. And he was hitting the ball so the ball is like bouncing towards us, the audience. My brother's gf was sitting next to me and I remembered vividly that she has reflexes because the ball was like moving towards us! Like it's going to hit us! (Actually I did 'avoid' the ball a lil bit. Haha.) And I have this feeling that everyone in the cinema did reacted to the scene, avoid it like we did or what...... And then, everyone in the cinema started to laugh and I heard some wow-ed voices. Eh real k, I did not exaggerate! Kid you not!


This movie... well, like I said, too predictable as it is for the kids. But the whole 3D experience was simply amazing and I was really fascinated by it. If I have to pay RM17 for it, it was completely worth it.






Bye bye. :)

What a coincidence~

All right, yesterday my bloody kakak cooked nasi lemak for lunch, sounds nice right? Sorry, that's the meal she'll cook whenever she's lazy or in a rush or out of dish for cooking. So mom suggested to go out for lunch, after fetching my bro from school, we came up with some options, at last my mom choose to go for set lunch which finally lead us to our so call 'coffee house' (wonder why we used to call it coffee house rather than panorama when we were young). And the menu there has changed, obviously is quite new and there is more varieties, just took a glance on the front page, is something like a photo taken in front of panorama if i'm not mistaken. When we reach home after lunch, i found a stupid 'thing' on the cabinet, ok, let me show it to you and i leave it to you to decide whether is it stupid or not~

Is it familiar to you? I bet some of you will recognise it~


Jeng Jeng Jeng!!! Panorama's 'ex' Menu~~~

Any question? Ok ok, i have to apologize for this, i (or maybe should i say 'we') took it... ok la ok la, we'd stolen it from the coffee house years ago (see, i really keep it nice and safe), sorry lo~ but i swear, that's yk's idea~ and what's the point of stealing it? i don't know, ask yk la~mainlah...



~Mc'Jo~ 28 May 2009

Dyed the hair.

I never dye my hair before. Just wanna try out some colors on my hair. :)




(It's a one minute photoshop thing, the quality of it is of cuz one-minute-quality.)

GREEN

PURPLE

RED

BROWN

So, which color do you prefer? ;)


Actually it's kinda scary to see my face repeats here so many times right? I even creep myself out. Gosh....

Ho hey! I just discovered something few days ago that some of you might already know.

I'm a CHI-LAYSIAN.

Go figure what's that. HAHA!

$ell.ou7!

How come I didn't blog about this when I watched it last week? Ooooooo... right.... I was bloody damn busy with the bloody damned assignments.

So, I went and watched 'Sell Out!' with Kah Yee. I gotta say.... it's really kinda worth the watch. Of cause it's not gonna be like the blockbusters movies type of good, as it is just an indie movie by Malaysian.

The movie is definitely not making sense in terms of the story line. It's not realistic and FYI, it's a musical movie where they act act act.. then suddenly out of nowhere they start to sing! But the thing is... it's interesting to watch! The lyrics are funny and we actually like some of the songs in it. Oh if you ask me.. High School Musical or Sell Out? Definitely Sell Out!




This main actor here- Peter Davis, gosh... he's handsome la. But the thing is.. when he speaks, he has this British accent that actually makes him not really suits the movie because.. duh... it's a Malaysian movie! For the movie's sake!! Why don't they choose someone whose more Malaysian than this one? BUT, he's still nice to watch. Hehe. Thank God he was gifted a good looking face.



See the pic, there's a lil' girl standing behind? She's actually sneezing. Cute! HAHA. Okay, this is the lead actress. This girl can act! Oh wait, she can sing too!! Double the talent baybeh! Oh... the guy above can't sing, but somehow he sounded okay in the songs.



These two uncles are funny. But the one with shorter hair, he smokes throughout the whole movie! Ui uncle, May 31st, non-smoking day. Kambateh ha!



Don't ask me about sypnosis cuz I have no idea how to verbally tell you guys. Don't know why either. Hmmm.. but it's like one guy, he's like so kesian.. kena bully. Then one girl, she was trying hard to save her career. Yea, something like that.



Tell you guys what.... I LOVE this pic a lot! I think this is really a good shot! No wonder they make it as the movie's poster. Everyone's in the mood for this shot! Great one. :)


For the sake of supporting Malaysian film, watch it, it's recommended. It's interesting anyhow. From my point of view la..... :) Oh gosh.... I guess I was kinda late to recommend this movie since it's been showing for awhile in the cinema already.



Oh have I mention, there's one part in the movie that you can actually sing karaoke? Well, at least I did try to sing, in the cinema. Hehe. :Þ

K, bye!

Semangat Renjer

Went to the program office and took my UniSA ID. Well, just have a look at it guys.....




See or not? I damn semangat with my Renjer Puteri man! IN CASE you didn't know what the heck is Renjer Puteri, it's actually one of the uniform units for the ko-kurrikulum (wow, can't believe I can still spell this word) back in secondary school. We do the scouts' thing you know.... kinda similar.

Grr... actually I very geram wan la! Why the heck are all my IDs' pictures sucked? This one is a total joke. Renjer pic... Lawak. See the expiry date? For heck's sake, 2012! I have to keep this bloody ID in my wallet for that long. Wanna ask for popi also cannot d!

How do I end up with this joker pic as my ID? It's actually because when I wanted to register for my degree studies earlier this year, I was too lazy to get a new pic. Found this, and I thought... hmm, just for registration, no prob! Cis.

There, the lesson I've learnt for not to always have own assumption and not to be too lazy! (but I will always be, can't fix that)

Bye!

To the person that I've known for 14 years,

Lee Kah Yee, just click play. Thank you. Bye bye.......


p/s: Can you go get the song 'Happy Birthday' by The Click Five? I dedicate that to you gal! Hehehehehe.....

Eh guys.... I balik kampung dulu yea. Jumpa lagi~~~~~ ;)

p/s: Don't miss me too much. A bit a bit can d....

Numerology

Numerology. The current topic in my house. My second brother, sister and her boy friend went for this numerology talk last weekend. Well, it's about... okay wait... lemme just copy paste the definition from wikipedia.

Numerology is any of many systems, traditions or beliefs in a mystical or esoteric relationship between numbers and physical objects or living things.

Got it? So basically there's a method to calculate your birth date and there's a guidebook to explain all the numbers and whatever things you get from the calculation la. It's complicated.... That's what I roughly understood. And Paul was kind enough to calculate it for me. I gotta say...... It's pretty....... accurate? Well, not to say the future stuff of cause, who would know about that.... I meant the personality and some other present stuff. The book explained kinda specific and detailed.

Okay, lemme tell you some of the prediction of my future. Bloody heck..... when Paul reads the whole thing to me, I think I heard a total of 4 or 5 times of stressful in different categories, something related to my future working field would be stressful, my life would be stressful, I have the criteria of leadership but it will be stressful.... bla bla bla... stressful.. bla bla bla STRESSFUL. What the hell?

And then there's this crap, actually it's a fact, I'm just..... Can I not admit it? Although it's the bloody truth, I know! But..... argh. Okay, it's not crap. It's the dislikable fact.

Okay, let's start the whole thing again.

And then there's this FACT, about my health... My number is actually indicating I can only either be over-weight or under-weight. Damn it. Know what Kah Yee told me when she heard about it? 'Eh, you go pia for the under-weight wan then.' Waaaaaa~~ not a bad idea huh?!! Heck. What the hell????

Hmmm... what else.... I forget already la. These are the memorables ones. Oh remember I wrote about my life being pathetic and I got nothing to blog about? Well..... look how much is this numerology thing makes my life so much moreeeeeeeeeeeeee pathetic! HOORAY. Dang. Bye!

OMG. Guys..... It's not that I'm so super lazy that I can't move my fingers and type on the keyboard to update my blog.... it's just.... OMG!!! I just realized.... I'm pathetic! My life's boring! I got nothing to blog about! Oh myyyyyyyyy Goooooooood-de!!!!



Guan yin ma.... please popi popi me. I want a better life. Thank you.

How Ironic.

Look at the red circled area.
Ironic huh? HAHA.

I am not a slut.

One day, I was preparing myself to attend a friend's birthday party. I was clueless on what to wear..... I wrapped myself with the towel when I came out from the bathroom, try to dig out something to wear from the closet. And my LOVELY sister came to me and said.... 'Oh! Bee!! I bought you a tube... I have one, you'll have one too.'

See the bolded and capitalized word up there? --> 'LOVELY'

I'll tell you how lovely my sis is.


So yea, she took out the tube blouse she bought for me. I was like okay, I can wear this to the party right away. It's always feel nice to receive gift from people, and to show my appreciation, I'll always wear it, at least once if it's not what I usually wear. And then when I take a look closely to the blouse, there's a word spelled SLUT there. Kinda huge and obvious. So I was like it's okay, I get to be the 'naughty' one tonight, since I am not going to be exposed in the public what. FYI, the party is in my friend's house, hence the thought. But a bit malula...... later my friend's mother will see like: 'Aiyo... why my daughter friend with a SLUT?' Die right?


I still wear it though.


And then.... my sis started to show off hers. 'Eh Bee see! (ABC?? HAHA.) Mine wan, same as yours but different colour only,' indeed.... same cutting... same pattern.... just the colour different. OH and then I start to realise...... DAMN. She doesn't has the word SLUT on hers! Unfair la like that!!!! Cis, she also pandai la....

How nice my sis is.

Bye.



p/s

To my Ah Mah,
RIP. You are my strongest grandma!